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John Da · Sep 15, 2007, 04:10 AM

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10-lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door, and there stands before him a
Voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The
Sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
Huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the
Next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs
Himself and is delighted to find he has l ost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20-pound program. The next day
There's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful,
Sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
That reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'.

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
Shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days,
The same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better
Shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers
That he has lost an other 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke
And calls the company to order the 7-day/50-pound program

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most
Rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a
Huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes
And a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you are mine."
He lost 63 pounds that week. :)

Beachgrl · Sep 17, 2007, 05:53 AM

Lol! I like that one

iAMfromHuntersBar · Sep 17, 2007, 05:56 AM

Ha ha, brilliant! Didn't see that one coming!

templelane · Sep 17, 2007, 06:12 AM

Genius!

benn11 · Sep 17, 2007, 06:34 AM

I am sure he got him, Oohhhh :D

Simple Asian · Dec 30, 2007, 12:41 AM

I laugh my butt off so hard that I woke my brother up hahahaha .man

friend4u178 · Dec 30, 2007, 06:42 AM

Lmao :-)

Da Bigchamp · Dec 30, 2007, 10:51 PM

This joke is actually a variation of an old flash animation joke. I can't post the link beause it is only for adults.

twinkiedooter · Jan 18, 2008, 08:43 PM

Moral of the story, don't answer the door LOL.

dniemiera · Jan 19, 2008, 02:15 AM

Originally Posted by John Da

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10-lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door, and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The
sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the
next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs
himself and is delighted to find he has l ost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20-pound program. The next day
there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful,
sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
that reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'.

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days,
the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better
shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers
that he has lost an other 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke
and calls the company to order the 7-day/50-pound program

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most
rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a
huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes
and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you are mine."
He lost 63 pounds that week. :)

I might just have to call this company up and get it for my husband lol hahahahahaha