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Old May 8, 2008, 06:06 PM
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Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her '...And where do you think you're going?'


She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark

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Old May 11, 2008, 11:15 AM   #2  
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LMAO! I was not expecting that ending!
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Old May 11, 2008, 07:45 PM   #3  
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LOLOLOL...oh gosh poor blonds.....they get so much crap! (I hear they have a lot of fun though, so it all evens out??)
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Rofl~!!!
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