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Old Dec 6, 2007, 06:44 AM
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Two Toads - A Love Story

A tree toad loved a she-toad
who lived up in a tree.

He was a two-toed tree toad,
but a three-toed tree toad was she.

The two-toed tree toad tried to win
the three-toed she-toad's heart,

For the two-toed tree toad loved the
ground,the three-toed three toad trod,

The two-toed tree toad tried in
vain to sate her every whim,

From her tree toad bower
with her three-toed power,
the three-toed she-toad vetoed the two-toad he-toad.

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Old Dec 6, 2007, 05:11 PM   #2  
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You can never goad a three toed-tree toad to leave her abode for a two-toed land loving tree toad. Not even for snails, slugs worms or bugs or a two-toed horney toads passionate hugs.

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Old Dec 7, 2007, 12:01 PM   #3  
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That was hard to read Captain!! LOL

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Say THAT ONE three times fast...........Stringer

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Say THAT ONE three times fast...........Stringer

Couldn't if I wanted to! I'm with Start....I can't even read it without twisting it, LOL.

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Old Dec 10, 2007, 07:01 PM   #6  
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LOL :-) I can't finish it!
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