old habits die hard

mr wendal · #1 Mar 21, 2008, 07:13 PM

A man was standing in line waiting to go into a movie theater when he suddenly felt the guy behind him massaging his shoulders. He turned around and said, "Hey, what the hell are you doing?"

The guy stammered, "Oh, I'm terribly sorry. It's just that I'm a chiropractor and I could tell you were pretty tense, and without even realizing it, I started to release the tension and help you relax."

"That's hogwash," the man cried. "I'm a lawyer, and you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me!"

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magprob · Mar 21, 2008, 09:13 PM

But he was thinking about it.

the1unv · Mar 22, 2008, 03:10 PM

LOL how true..........he was thinking about it for sure.



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