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Old Sep 28, 2007, 12:08 PM
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True friend?

Last night my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent upon some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, please just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the tv, and threw out my wine. She's such a b*tch.

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Well, she saw you dependent on a machine - the tv - and fluids - the wine. So she took you at your very literal word and did you the favor you asked for. That does not make her a the "b" word. Maybe you need to view what she did in perspective with her sense of humor.
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This did not actually happen to me or anyone I know, it is just a joke. Hence, humor & comedy.

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Well, she saw you dependent on a machine - the tv - and fluids - the wine. So she took you at your very literal word and did you the favor you asked for. That does not make her a the "b" word. Maybe you need to view what she did in perspective with her sense of humor.

Man, I love ya Shy! Your response made me laugh more than the original joke. You make a good "strait man".

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