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The trails of growing 'older': From a woman's perspective :) :)
Asked Feb 11, 2010, 02:15 PM
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5 Answers LOVE this!! Have a great Laugh!  Observations on Growing Older ~Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them ...but your grandchildren are perfect! ~Going out is good. Coming home is better! ~When people say you look "Great"... They add "for your age!" ~When you needed the discount, you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything... Movies, hotels, flights, but you're too tired to use them. ~You forget names ... But it's OK Because other people forgot They even knew you! ~The 5 pounds you wanted to lose Is now 15 and you have a better chance Of losing your keys than the 15 pounds. ~You realize you're never going To be really good at anything .... Especially golf. ~Your spouse is counting on you To remember things you don't remember. ~The things you used to care to do, You no longer care to do, But you really do care that you Don't care to do them anymore. ~Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair With the TV blaring than he does in bed. It's called his "pre-sleep". ~Remember when your mother said, "Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident"? Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident! ~You used to say, "I hope my kids GET married... Now, "I hope they STAY married!" ~You miss the days when everything worked With just an "ON" and "OFF" switch.. ~When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem ... Were unheard of, and a mouse was something That made you climb on a table. ~You used to use more 4 letter words ... "what?"......"when?"... ? ~Now that you can afford Expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere. ~Your husband has a night out with the guys, But he's home by 9:00 P.M. Next week it will be 8:30 P.M. ~You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it. ~Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?! ~What used to be freckles are now liver spots. ~Everybody whispers. ~Now that your husband has retired ... You'd give anything if he'd find a job! ~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet ... 2 of which you will never wear. ~~~~But old is good in some things: Old songs, Old movies, And best of all, OLD FRIENDS! Love you, "OLD FRIEND!" I love this! Stringer |
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| My closet has 4 sizes of clothes 1. Clothes that fit. 2. Clothes that were bought thinking I can lose weight and fit into them. 3. Clothes that were bought thinking I will somehow get the inspiration to lose weight. 4. Clothes that I forgot I even owned as I bought them when I weighed less and kept pushing them back into the closet hoping that they would magically get larger. Getting old is not for sissies, believe me. | ||||
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Maybe I need to get a good clothes fairy or go on a good diet and lose the lard or just put the fork down. | ||||
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 Things just move to different locations when your not looking. I weigh less than I did 10 years ago, but those clothes don't fit (Yes, I'm saving clothes from 10 years ago) Hey, they are classic, and they might fit again!I love the 'pre-sleep' thing Happens every night.And why are all the cute clothes sleeveless   pain in my butt! | ||||
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