Tongue Twister

J_9 · #1 Jun 28, 2006, 04:39 PM

If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper,

and a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker,

and a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper,

what do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?

A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy

RickJ · Jun 29, 2006, 02:45 AM

Good ones!

...but I thought a bra was an

over the shoulder boulder holder

always_learning · Jun 29, 2006, 05:36 AM

Talking of tonguetwisters, try saying this sentence with ten tequilas under your belt:

"Ten slit sheets slit by Slippery Sam the slippery sheet slitter."



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