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Asked Jan 14, 2009, 11:46 AM — 26 Answers
And thus, an idea was born.
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Phrases with Multiple Meanings, #1: "You have the nicest teeth I've ever come across."
Keep them coming! (Wait...that one almost qualifies too )

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#11

Jan 14, 2009, 02:52 PM
I have some "that's what she said" does that count? (all from show "The Office")

Can you make that straighter?

You're making this so hard

Get out of my nook!
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#12

Jan 14, 2009, 05:14 PM
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I've always been a fan of:
"Just park it in the back"
Oh...this reminded me of one...



"Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!"
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Jan 14, 2009, 06:22 PM
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Jan 14, 2009, 06:25 PM
As per SG's post before

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#15

Jan 14, 2009, 06:27 PM
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As per SG's post before

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Yeah, it's a classic one

The sign is awesome! Love the name of the bar

Edit: or whatever that is
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#16

Jan 14, 2009, 06:32 PM
My girlfriend and I were watching TV one day when a commercial came on for the Iditarod races in Alaska. She says yeah, Iditarod last night!
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#17

Jan 17, 2009, 10:55 AM
I was just playing Donkey Kong Country 2 on my Super Nintendo. Old School. The name of one of th levels:

"Red Hot Ride"
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Jan 18, 2009, 06:43 AM
This is so old..."If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
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#19

Jan 18, 2009, 06:47 AM
After years as an assistant, he's a candidate for the head job.
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Jan 18, 2009, 06:49 AM
He used to be a little squirt, but he's come a long way since.
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