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Therapy

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in
horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men
playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,
fell to the ground
and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to
apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist
and I know I could relieve
your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a
few minutes,' the man replied. He was
in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
clasping his hands together at his
groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to
help. She gently took his
hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants
and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long
moments and asked,
'How does that feel'?

He replied: It feels great, but I think my thumb's
still broke.









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Old May 7, 2008, 12:19 PM   #2  
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LMAO...oh gosh Homegirl, LMAO
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