The Wedding Test...

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feel ings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

To my surprise, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:


Always keep your condoms in y our car.

startover22

LOL how in the heck did you guys get to this conversation?????

starbuck8

Oh you are just feisty today aren't you?!! Well then?, ...Donkey it is, but be prepared my Dear Franny Pants!!

Donkey is kinda cute!...but I am picturing a Franny Pants in some sort of polka dot drawers!!......................................... LMAO!!!!!

starbuck8

I don't know Starty!! Just us crazy people again!! We wander around!! HAHAHA!!

Altenweg

Starty, don't ask, it happens all the time, none of us know how, it's a mystery.

starbuck8

Oh sure!! Why do you get the NICE name???

friend4u178

They drew me in...............the power of women , its got me beat

Altenweg

It's not the name I'm after, it's the bod!

startover22

LMAO...You guys are just plain crazy....

Altenweg

You're just way too easy M, not difficult to draw you in at all. That's why we love you sweetie.

friend4u178

Alty you look like the nice Fiona anyway , why not chooose to be different.