Story of two roosters

Unknown008 · Jan 13, 2010, 06:28 AM

Really good ones sergie!

Do you found them through the books you read? I remember you once said you were a bookworm.

Nah, just joking. You don't mind to post some more?

Just Dahlia · Jan 13, 2010, 08:19 AM

Great ones Sergie

sergie · Jan 13, 2010, 05:29 PM

Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged
With beating your wife to death with a spanner."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You b*stard!"

The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to
Death with a spanner."

Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You ****ing
B*stard!"

The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and
Said,
"Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I
Will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you
With contempt! Now what is the problem?"

Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years
I lived next door to that b*stard. And every time I asked to borrow
A *****ing spanner, he said he didn't have one!"

mudweiser · Jan 13, 2010, 05:34 PM

what's a spanner.

sergie · Jan 13, 2010, 05:38 PM

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: It feels great, but I still can't understand how can it help my broken thumb ...

sergie · Jan 13, 2010, 05:50 PM

I stay in malaysia, recently, I went on a tour, at one place, I found these words written on the toilet door :

"COME LIKE A HORSE
SIT LIKE A THIEF
AND GO LIKE A KING"

I was confused for a while, but when I got it ...........................

friend4u178 · Jan 13, 2010, 05:50 PM

Ooohh.............while we're on Golf jokes

The amazing golf ball

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!"

The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"

"It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lose it!"

"Whattaya mean," scoffs the golfer, "you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?"

"No problem," says the salesman. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it."

"Well, what if you hit it into the woods?"

"Easy," says the salesman. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed."

"Okay," says the golfer, impressed. "But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?"

"No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!"

The golfer buys it at once. "Just one question," he says to the salesman. "Where did you get it?"

"I found it."