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On day, two idiots were out exploring a wooded area next to some farm land. They came upon a deep, deep hole. The first idiot found a rock about the size of a softball and dropped it into the hole. They stood there for several minutes but never heard it hit the bottom. Next, the second idiot found a rock about the size of a soccer ball and dropped it in the hole. After a few minutes they heard nothing. Wow, exclamed the first idiot, that hole has no bottom. Let's find something really big to drop in. Yea, said the second idiot! So they walk over to the tree line and looked and looked for something really big. The first idiot yelled, "I found a rail road tie, come help me!" The second idiot said, "Yea!" They picked up the railroad tie and struggled and tugged and finally got it to the hole where they slung it over the side, into the hole. As they were listening for the sound of the railroad tie hitting the bottom, they heard a loud noise behind them. When they both bolted around to see what it was they were shocked to see a huge billy goat charging right at them! They both dove to the sides of the hole just in time to see the billy goat whizz past them and dive right into the hole! The first idiot said, "WOW! that was freaky! Let's get the hell out a here!" The second idiot said' "YEA!"
They hurried out of the woods and into a hay field where they met up with a farmer. The farmer said, "Howdy boys, have you seen my billy goat round here anywhere?" The first idiot said, " Boy did we, we were looking down in that big hole over there and this big billy goat charged us and tried to knock us into the hole. We would have died if we hadn't jumped out of the way and the billy goat just dove straight into the hole and died!" The farmer rubbed his chin and thought for a moment then said, "Naw, that couldn't be my billy goat, I had mine chained to a railroad tie."
Mom, did you let our little secret out? 
or it is pretty clear they were the 2 village idiots. lol
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