This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and *** kissing that will put you over the top.

xcandybabex160

i don't get what you mean :S sorry

Krs

Very good assumption J_9
im impressed!

J_9

This is joke people!!!!

Krs

Ooppps and theres me thinking you worked this out yourself lol
silly silly me

dcx

Lmao.....awesome...gonna post this one at work!!!

valinors_sorrow

LOL very funny

Actually, I think I need a class in *** kissing.. oh wait, that's another thread!!

Nez

9+7+21+5+19+19+19+15+13+5+16+5+15+16+5+4+15+14+15+ 20+7+5+20+9+20

ScottGem

Well you've given us a way around the guidelines. If I disagree with an answer I can just say one gave 103% in that answer

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J_9

Candybabe,

I don't understand why you think I am being mean. This was posted under the humor & comedy thread and sometimes it takes someone quite older to understand this. Especially if you have not been in the workforce for 25 years or more like I have. This was in no way a put down to you. I am sorry if you feel that it was.