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She was Soooooooo Blonde.
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign here:' she wrote 'Sagittarius.'
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.'
She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cord less phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said 'Concentrate.'
* She told me to meet her at the corner of 'WALK' and 'DON'T WALK.'
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
No, I don't think he is. I think he was just being kind to the Blondes on the site!!!
You see, Blondes go directly from A to Z and don't mess with wasting time going from point A to point G to point K then to point B then to point Z. Most blonde jokes, if not taken in context make perfect sense, I said MOST, not ALL. After all, a quarter back is a refund of sorts. It doesn't say a person was speaking about football and if it was spoken rather than written would one know if quarterback was one word or two within the context of the sentence??????????????????
ALL IN GOOD FUN, ALL IN GOOD FUN! I COLLECT BLONDE JOKES, JUST SO I CAN KNOW THE APPROPRIATE WAY TO ANSWER QUESTIONS, SORT OF AN ENCYCLOPEDIA OF THINGS NOT TO SAY! (JOKING AGAIN, JUST IN CASE YOU THINK THIS BLONDE IS SERIOUS!)
No, I don't think he is. I think he was just being kind to the Blondes on the site!!!
You see, Blondes go directly from A to Z and don't mess with wasting time going from point A to point G to point K then to point B then to point Z. Most blonde jokes, if not taken in context make perfect sense, I said MOST, not ALL. After all, a quarter back is a refund of sorts. It doesn't say a person was speaking about football and if it was spoken rather than written would one know if quarterback was one word or two within the context of the sentence??????????????????
ALL IN GOOD FUN, ALL IN GOOD FUN! I COLLECT BLONDE JOKES, JUST SO I CAN KNOW THE APPROPRIATE WAY TO ANSWER QUESTIONS, SORT OF AN ENCYCLOPEDIA OF THINGS NOT TO SAY! (JOKING AGAIN, JUST IN CASE YOU THINK THIS BLONDE IS SERIOUS!)
LMAO................had to spread the rep JReb , but that was priceless
She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left,' she turned around and went home.
She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left,' she turned around and went home.
I can't tell ya how refreshing it is to see someone who things just like I do and is so understanding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ya know, she might have sold the car for gas money for her motorcycle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Most blonde jokes, if not taken in context make perfect sense, I said MOST, not ALL. After all, a quarter back is a refund of sorts. It doesn't say a person was speaking about football and if it was spoken rather than written would one know if quarterback was one word or two within the context of the sentence??????????????????
Yahoo! 
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