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Asked Feb 2, 2009, 01:56 PM — 4 Answers
Sent to me from a friend.

SICK LEAVE

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker asked me what I was doing.I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out, go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her...'And
Where do you think you're going?'

(You're going to love this...)

She said, 'I'm going home too; I can't work in the dark!

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Feb 2, 2009, 02:09 PM
That is hilarious. I needed a laugh today too. LOL
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Feb 2, 2009, 02:25 PM
Your welcome! My friend sends me all kind of funny stuff. You should see some of the photos she sends me. If I know how to post them I would.
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Feb 2, 2009, 02:33 PM
One of my favourite jokes... Love that one.
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Feb 2, 2009, 04:06 PM
Lol...........nice one Liz


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