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Old Apr 29, 2008, 10:46 PM
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She was Soooooooo Blonde

She was Soooooooo Blonde.
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign here:' she wrote 'Sagittarius.'

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.'

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cord less phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said 'Concentrate.'
* She told me to meet her at the corner of 'WALK' and 'DON'T WALK.'
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

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Old May 9, 2008, 08:34 PM   #31  
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Jreb I had to spread the rep , great additions

Glad you enjoyed it! LOL It was a bit lengthy but just couldn't pass that one up!
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Old May 9, 2008, 08:35 PM   #32  
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Hee hee Rebby!!
Oh goodness Alty, loved it!

Did I miss you again Starty??? Glad we made you laugh!
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I'm so glad we have our blonde jokes in common Rebby!! LOL!! I don't know what I would do if I couldn't make fun of myself!!??
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I'm so glad we have our blonde jokes in common Rebby!! LOL!! I don't know what I would do if I couldn't make fun of myself!!??

I'm right there with ya Starby!!!

Of course, you realize if you and I couldn't make fun of ourselves, there are plenty of people out there that are so kind and willing to do it for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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I'm right there with ya Starby!!!

Of course, you realize if you and I couldn't make fun of ourselves, there are plenty of people out there that are so kind and willing to do it for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

LOL!! So true...I love it though!! I'm moving over to the dance party to play a song if you're interested!!
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LOL!! So true...I love it though!! I'm moving over to the dance party to play a song if you're interested!!

I'm right behind ya! Take off....................!
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I'm right here too! About four hours too late!
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Usually I'm up later too Cloughy, but lastnite I zonked out!
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