A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could nottake her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walkeddirectly toward her. (As men will!) Before she could offer herapologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her,'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, nomatter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition.' Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in justthree words.' The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowlyremoved a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's handalong with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly andmeaningfully said......... 'Clean my house.'

Altenweg

I love it, and that's exactly what I'd say, really!

HistorianChick

LOL! Me too! Only mine would be "Clean My Apartment"

Or, "Do my laundry"

Or, "Clean the litterbox!"

Synnen

Men just fail to understand how much a turn on watching them clean is.

friend4u178

::whistle:: ::whistle:: ::whistle::



::clean:: ::clean:: ::clean::

startover22

Well Friend, thanks for the visual!! Heehee!!!!

friend4u178

Pleasure starty............great joke too BTW

friend4u178

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Altenweg agrees: Woo Hoo, that is a major turn on. A man and a vacuum, so rare to see.

Thanks Alty................you should see me in the Kitchen , I have a cute apron with Kangaroos on it

californiagrl

haha that's just great. very smart answer

magprob

Feminazi.