[SIZE=3]=: The Real Meaning of Advertisements :=[/SIZE]

[SIZE=3]New -- different color from previous design.
All New -- parts are not interchangeable with previous
design.
Exclusive -- imported product.
Unmatched -- almost as good as the competition.
Foolproof Operation -- no provision for adjustments.
Advanced Design -- the advertising agency doesn't understand it.
It's Here At Last -- rush job. Nobody knew it was coming.
Field Tested -- manufacturer lacks test equipment.
High Accuracy -- unit on which all parts fit.
Futuristic -- no other reason why it looks the way it does.
Redesigned -- previous flaws fixed, we hope.
Direct Sales Only -- factory had a big argument with
distributor.
Years of Development -- we finally got one to work.
Breakthrough -- we finally figured out a use for it.
Maintenance Free -- impossible to fix.
Meets All Standards -- ours, not yours.
Solid State -- heavy as heck.
Less Fattening -- now it doesn't have the same fat content as pig stomach lining.
High Reliability -- we made it work long enough to ship it.
Non Refundable -- we couldn't make it work long enough to ship it.
Fat Free -- you pay for the food, but the fat is free. [/SIZE]
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How true, but still funny.

valinors_sorrow

hahaha!

Having been sorta in the profession before, those were good, Chery!!

I would only add:
NO ASSEMBLY REQUIRED -- you'll need your next door neighbor's kid to explain how to operate it. Twice.

fredg

Very Good.