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Old Feb 26, 2008, 08:14 PM
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Ralph's surgery

When Ralph the Newfoundlander first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.

But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.


Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing,and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.

'How long will Ralph be on crutches?' the wife asked anxiously.


'Crutches? Why would he need crutches?' responded the surprised doctor.

'Well,' said the wife coldly, 'you're gonna lengthen his legs, aren't you?

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Old Feb 26, 2008, 08:32 PM   #2  
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LOL!! Just proves women also only think about one thing.
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Old Feb 26, 2008, 08:52 PM   #3  
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LOL. Women are just as bad as men, even worse at times.

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Why do that when you can just buy a pair of stilts? Dry wall stilts would work just fine.
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LOL!! Just proves women also only think about one thing.

FFG I am so glad that you admitted that :-)
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lmao. Nice one. Now is it possible that I could get the opposite surgery? Whats the prominent urologist name and number. lol anyways nice joke.
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In that case Scottish you must have your legs shortened. Stilts will not work.
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That is funny epecially if you could see the everyones face when you see the woman is serious.
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LOL..........pour guy should have been given bed rest
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