Sarcastic Quotes

» Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
- Ashleigh Brilliant

» It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
- Paul Newman

» It's a catastrophic success.

» I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
-Stephen Bishop

» No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.

» I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

» I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the
Other room and read a book.

» I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

» I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
- Groucho Marx


» The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of
Speech.
- George Bernard Shaw

» He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
- Oscar Wilde

» He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
- Victor Borge

>I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain

» I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
- Clarence Darrow

» If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
- Charles Pierce

» You have delighted us long enough.
- Jane Austen

:eek: :D :)

I like the one "if you ever become a mother...", Very funny :D

Yeah... :D

Or: If I throw a stick, would you leave? :p

Ha ha ha