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May 23, 2006, 05:08 PM
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Heard these on the radio - thought it might make a good thread ...............
Greorge Bush Sr. "Do you think I should have a vasectomy ??"
Col. Saunders. "You will tell me if this chicken tastes like crap won't you?"
and one I thought of myself.........
Tony Blair. "Do you honestly think the Labour Party won't realise that I'm a Tory ?"
oooohh - and another
1st Mate of Titanic "Captain - are you sure they said it was unsinkable?"
Come on folks and folkesses - get your thinking caps on.
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May 23, 2006, 05:12 PM
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Jun 21, 2006, 03:47 AM
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Jun 21, 2006, 03:56 AM
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Jun 21, 2006, 05:09 AM
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