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Polish immigrant

A Polish immigrant went to apply for a driver's license.

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test

The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O ST A C Z.'

'Can you read this?' the optician asked.

'Read it?' the Polish guy replied,

'He's my cousin.'

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i didn't get it....care to explain, anyone?
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hi there softbalgrl, here are few Polish family names that might help explain:
Kowalski, Kowalik, Kowalewski, Kowalak, Kowalka, Kowalkowski, and Kowalczyk....

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Wojtkiewicz. My Polish friends last name. Does not sound at all like it is spelled.
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i know someone originally from Poland by the name of Zbgniew ~ not your Zbgniew Brzezinski of the US.
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hi there softbalgrl, here are few Polish family names that might help explain:
Kowalski, Kowalik, Kowalewski, Kowalak, Kowalka, Kowalkowski, and Kowalczyk....
I get it...thanks for helping!
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no problem at all
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