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Asked Aug 2, 2008, 07:07 AM — 5 Answers
Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect,
They got along very well
Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a Divorce for him.
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and a half a nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It is made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a grudge?
No, we have a carport, and not need one.
I mean, what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Why do you want this divorce?
She is going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle
At a drugstore and put it on shelf inBathroom.
I can read, and it says
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"Polish Remover"

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Aug 2, 2008, 07:21 AM
Love it!
...and to think I almost passed this up cause I thought it was somebody WANTING a Polish divorce....until I saw it was by you.
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Aug 2, 2008, 05:20 PM
Ahhh, it's all how the word's pronounced. Very funny. I liked it.
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Aug 2, 2008, 09:47 PM
LOL! That was so good!

My mother is Japanese and came to Australia when she was 17 ... She is a very funny lady, just like this Polish man! Lol
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Aug 3, 2008, 08:10 PM
Ha Ha ................nice one Tal
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Aug 6, 2008, 10:20 AM
Great joke
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