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Old Feb 7, 2007, 06:45 AM
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Poker Player

Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some
cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he
noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!

Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the
table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some
refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you
liked under there?."

Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed he
did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500." After
taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this
offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her
husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at her
house around 2 PM Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, John show ed up at Bill's house at 2 PM sharp and
after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed
their transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and left

As usual, Bill came home from work at 6pm and upon entering the house, asked
his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this afternoon?" With a lump
in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this
afternoon."

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he
give you $500?"

In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her
best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying ,
"Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and
borrowed $500 from me. He promise d me he'd stop by our house this afternoon
on his way home and pay me back."

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Old Feb 7, 2007, 06:51 AM   #2  
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That is too funny
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Please forgive me all but if I don't have a coffee and a smile to start my day then I implode, which ain't pretty.
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I just noticed this joke T-Man. lol.

We need to start getting people to visit the humor section more. I am noticing that the irritability that we have been incurring of late seems to be a bit more on the tepid side for the last day or so.
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This is one of my favorite spots. No answers just laugh.
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