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Old Jun 17, 2008, 10:49 PM
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Paddy's sister.
Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.


The doctor replies, 'Ma'am, you had twins..... a boy and a girl. The babies are fine; However, they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately so your brother Paddy came in and named them.

The woman thinks to herself, ' Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother he's a fecking clueless idiot...
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,' Well, what's my daughter's name?'

' Denise' says the doctor.
The new mother is somewhat relieved,
'Wow, that's a really beautiful name, 'I guess I was wrong about my brother', she thought...'I really like Denise.



Then she asks, ' What's the boy's name?' The doctor replies ' Denephew '

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Old Jun 18, 2008, 02:35 PM   #2  
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HAHA!!!!!!!!! Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol............cheers retsy , glad you liked it
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Now thats funny, I dont care what you say, thats funny. Thanks
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Saw that one coming M!!...LOL!! Go back to my castle and behave yourself!! LMAO!!
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HA HA HA H OH MY GOODNEES that a riot! hey starby where ya hanging out these days?
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Hey there cutie! We didn't mean to ignore you in your room, I guess we just got caught up in my castle, trying to make the boys behave themselves! LOL!!


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oh starby hmmm i think i'll go see what your "CURRENT ACTIVITY" is and then i'll STALK YOU!
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