On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a
table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read
it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally
tested and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,"I am so glad I do
not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &
Johnson."
I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control dept. at Johnson & Johnson. I work at mental asyalum mending their rules every now and then. Phew!!!
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
hey, not all lesbians get turned on by power tools. so what if i want a fully equipped shed complete with every power tool i can name, and the only appliances i want in my kitchen are a fridge and a microwave.....
hey, not all lesbians get turned on by power tools. so what if i want a fully equipped shed complete with every power tool i can name, and the only appliances i want in my kitchen are a fridge and a microwave.....
that proves NOTHING! NOTHING, I SAY!!!!!
Well you know thats why Brides wear white don't you , The dishwasher should always match the microwave and the refrigerator.
Well you know thats why Brides wear white don't you , The dishwasher should always match the microwave and the refrigerator.
who said anything about brides or dishwashers? what use do i have for either of those?
besides, i look horrible in white. if i suddenly drop into some parallel universe and decide to get married, I'm not wearing white. I'd prefer a hippie wedding in a field, naked, but if i can't swing that then I'd rather wear purple.
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You shouldn't be corrupting your sons mind with my brand of humour twinks
He's going on 26 shortly so I guess he's old enough(?) He did figure out that your scenerio was for Scooby Do. Me, I just laughed like a hyena and didn't realize that's who it was. Duh. Sometimes it's better to have a younger opinion of some of the "stuff" on here.
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