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Old Sep 30, 2007, 08:01 AM
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Non - jokes

What's white and sits in the corner?
A fridge

What's white and can't climb trees?

Toothpaste

Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
Open the door and put him in

How do you get a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door take out the elephant and put him in

There is a jungle meeting of all the animals who isn't there?
The giraffe because he's in the fridge

How do you cross a crocadile infested river?
You swim - the crocs are at the jungle meeting.

OK it's true I'm easily entertained

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I got the one about the tooth paste.
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