| Non - jokes What's white and sits in the corner? A fridge
What's white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put him in How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take out the elephant and put him in There is a jungle meeting of all the animals who isn't there? The giraffe because he's in the fridge How do you cross a crocadile infested river? You swim - the crocs are at the jungle meeting.
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