Name some stupid things you done after waking up in the morning.

1. Fixing My morning Coffee.After pouring the water into the machine and forgetting to put the pot back and turning it on.

2. Putting aluminum foil in the microwave by accident.

3. Open a phone bill and raising hell about seeing the price and you look again and the name on it is your neighbors.

4. Lighting your cigarette on the wrong end.

5. Calling your loved one at work and you call the wrong number (Mother or Father in laws) and tell them you love them in the morning.

6. Getting up after drinking all night and go to the bathroom thinking you hitting the toilet and your really hitting the tub.

Lighting a smoke right after waking up? Ewwwwww...

Going back to sleep after my alarm goes on and waking up at 9am while have to be in office at 8.30am oooppsss :eek: :eek:

Hey, I have done the phone thing, calling the wrong person. But I do that all the time LOL (in-law's number is one digit different than mine).

Karma I LOVE the new avatar!! Plankton is the best, but so is Patrick.

When I saw the title of this thread, this is actaully what I came in to post. I don't smoke anymore, but when I did I used to light one up before I was out of bed. In fact, often times, before I was even really awake. I would lay on my back, and I would rest the hand holding the cigarette on my chest. Numerous times I dozed back off and dropped it. I have the burn scars to prove it. I'm lucky I never caught the bed on fire. Talk about stupid! :o

Well my life these days is all about my young kids. I can't imagine snuggling them in the morning having my clothes and breath smelling like an ashtray. I'll smoke when I have a 'cold beverage' but my kids have never seen me... yet. :)

As for stupid things in the morning, the standard stuff: putting the milk in the cupboard, etc. I wake up full of energy in the morn so not too much crazy stuff happens.

Im a smoker, but I have to have a cuppa coffee first before my cigarette

Yes, that's another, butter and milkd in cupboard, coffee in the fridge.
Once when I was making myself a cuppa coffee and at d same time feeding my cats and instead of putting sugar in my coffee I put in the cats bowls...
Silly things.. I'm always half asleep in the mornings.

I put the milk in the cupbord, and the cerial in the fridge.

Oh, and I put soap on my tooth brush, so I had breath that smelt of mild lavander, with a hint of tyme. (some one asked if it was anti-bacterial, and yes, it really was = great breath!)

Was lovely :D

hehe.

ohhhh... I hope it was anti-bacterial liquid soap

technically it wasn't stupid I guess, and not exactly before I woke up fully, so maybe a little off topic, but at least remotely related. I typed this on some other post once but here it is again

as a teenager I apparently speed dialed a radio station one morning when they were having a contest. I didn't remember doing this, and have no known history of sleepwalking or anything like that.

I woke up with the guy on the other end asking "whats the phrase that pays". I knew the station and rattled off the response and won.

stumbled out of bed, down the hall, and told my mother I had just won a frozen turkey (thanksgiving promo). I imagine that it wasn't until we actually picked it up at the radio station that she believed me. =)

Put shaving cream on my tooth brush

Got dressed for work and went back to bed

The phone rang pre-coffee and I answered it like I was at the office. Sheesh! (Although I would like working in my pj's!) Almost sprayed the armpits with air freshener once too but almost doesn't count, huh? :D

Yeah, sort of gives a whole new meaning to it, doesn't it? LOL gawd! :eek:

Some mornings it is just get ting out of bed that is the mistake.

Um. Running into walls or doors on the way to the bathroom.