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Old Jun 27, 2006, 03:40 AM
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Name some stupid things that you have done after waking up in the morning

Name some stupid things you done after waking up in the morning.

1. Fixing My morning Coffee.After pouring the water into the machine and forgetting to put the pot back and turning it on.

2. Putting aluminum foil in the microwave by accident.

3. Open a phone bill and raising hell about seeing the price and you look again and the name on it is your neighbors.

4. Lighting your cigarette on the wrong end.

5. Calling your loved one at work and you call the wrong number (Mother or Father in laws) and tell them you love them in the morning.

6. Getting up after drinking all night and go to the bathroom thinking you hitting the toilet and your really hitting the tub.

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Old Jun 27, 2006, 03:45 AM   #2  
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Lighting a smoke right after waking up? Ewwwwww.....
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Going back to sleep after my alarm goes on and waking up at 9am while have to be in office at 8.30am oooppsss
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Hey, I have done the phone thing, calling the wrong person. But I do that all the time LOL (in-law's number is one digit different than mine).

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Lighting a smoke right after waking up? Ewwwwww.....

When I saw the title of this thread, this is actaully what I came in to post. I don't smoke anymore, but when I did I used to light one up before I was out of bed. In fact, often times, before I was even really awake. I would lay on my back, and I would rest the hand holding the cigarette on my chest. Numerous times I dozed back off and dropped it. I have the burn scars to prove it. I'm lucky I never caught the bed on fire. Talk about stupid!!
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Well my life these days is all about my young kids. I can't imagine snuggling them in the morning having my clothes and breath smelling like an ashtray. I'll smoke when I have a 'cold beverage' but my kids have never seen me ... yet.

As for stupid things in the morning, the standard stuff: putting the milk in the cupboard, etc. I wake up full of energy in the morn so not too much crazy stuff happens.

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pennybot agrees: thank god someone else does the milk-in-the-cupboard thing. Almost did coffee on the cereal once. almost..
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When I saw the title of this thread, this is actaully what I came in to post. I don't smoke anymore, but when I did I used to light one up before I was out of bed. In fact, often times, before I was even really awake. I would lay on my back, and I would rest the hand holding the cigarette on my chest. Numerous times I dozed back off and dropped it. I have the burn scars to prove it. I'm lucky I never caught the bed on fire. Talk about stupid!!

Im a smoker, but i have to have a cuppa coffee first before my cigarette
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Well my life these days is all about my young kids. I can't imagine snuggling them in the morning having my clothes and breath smelling like an ashtray. I'll smoke when I have a 'cold beverage' but my kids have never seen me ... yet.

As for stupid things in the morning, the standard stuff: putting the milk in the cupboard, etc. I wake up full of energy in the morn so not too much crazy stuff happens.

Yes, thats another, butter and milkd in cupboard, coffee in the fridge.
Once when i was making myself a cuppa coffee and at d same time feeding my cats and instead of putting sugar in my coffee i put in the cats bowls...
silly things.. im always half asleep in the mornings.

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I put the milk in the cupbord, and the cerial in the fridge.
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Oh, and I put soap on my tooth brush, so I had breath that smelt of mild lavander, with a hint of tyme. (some one asked if it was anti-bacterial, and yes, it really was = great breath!)

Was lovely

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