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Old Mar 11, 2008, 07:04 AM
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The 6 Answers we've all been waiting for:

I wanted to post this in the Humor section but was a little concerned about the content.


FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:


Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?

A: It's Braille for ' suck here. '



Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS ?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'



Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS ?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.



Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN ?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.



Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...



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Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT ?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

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Old Mar 11, 2008, 07:10 AM   #2  
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Moved it to humor, it does belong here.

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Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT ?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
This remnds me of the 4 most deflating words to a man; "is it in yet?"

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FallenFromGrace agrees: LOL...thanks for moving it... I just wasn't sure...
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they are funny
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lmao. That was funny. Nice one. Please keep them coming.
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LOL.........nice one's Fallen :-)
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LOL..........I hope I never run into a wall
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