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Asked Aug 15, 2007, 05:59 AM — 3 Answers
Here are some more one liners from funny-man Jimmy Carr (legend!) to brighten up this horribly rainy day, hope you all like them!

[b]No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea, you never get that tea.

[color="Orange"]I grew up in Slough in the 1970s.
If you want to know what Slough was like in the 1970s

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Aug 15, 2007, 06:14 AM
The penis enlargement joke is cold
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Aug 15, 2007, 07:34 AM
There was a few more on there, but I thought my thread might get deleted if I posted them! Ha ha!
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Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish.
Now I'd like that. But that s*** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men.
But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."
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Aug 22, 2007, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by iAMfromHuntersBar
Here are some more one liners from funny-man Jimmy Carr (legend!) to brighten up this horribly rainy day, hope you all like them!

Boxers don't have sex before a fight.
Know why that is?
They don't fancy each other.




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Of course boxers don't have sex.....

You take them off before you have sex!
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