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Asked Mar 26, 2008, 09:00 PM — 12 Answers
Does anyone know any other jokes such as this one for example: how do you spell silk, and what do cows drink.. Answer is water ... Jokeslto like trick people another one like repeat after me, green , green, green green, etc. What's the color of the grass? And they should say what's the color of the grass but usually say green.

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Mar 26, 2008, 09:42 PM
LOL I don't know any....
But I would like to hear some when you find someone that does.....
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Mar 26, 2008, 09:57 PM
What is it called when you do this? (you poke the person when asking..) answer poke

What is a funny thing you tell that has a punch line? Answer joke

Now have them say poke poke poke, joke joke joke

(ask quickly) What is the white part of an egg called?

Most people say yoke (yolk) but of course....

We all know that yolks are the yellow part.
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Mar 26, 2008, 10:06 PM
Hahahahahaha...those are great!
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Mar 27, 2008, 04:45 PM
Ok here's one

Spell SHOP , spell it out loudly

Now what do you do when you get to a green traffic light?
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Mar 27, 2008, 04:47 PM
Bwwwhahahahaha, I said stop...waaaaaaaa!
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Mar 27, 2008, 05:03 PM
Say toast 5 times really fast, what do you put in a toaster (they should say toast) but we all know its bread lol
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Mar 27, 2008, 05:05 PM
Say fort 3 times...

Now spell fort.

Now, what do you eat cereal with?
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Mar 27, 2008, 05:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by startover22
Bwwwhahahahaha, I said stop...waaaaaaaa!
LMAO......see it works start :-)
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Mar 27, 2008, 05:16 PM
I just tried these on my husband and he screwed up the green light one but not the others...LMAO
He caught on....DAMN!
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