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Old Mar 26, 2008, 08:00 PM
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mind jokes.

does anyone know any other jokes such as this one for example: how do you spell silk, and what do cows drink.. answer is water ... jokeslto like trick people another one like repeat after me, green , green, green green, etc. whats the color of the grass? and they should say whats the color of the grass but usually say green.

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Old Mar 26, 2008, 08:42 PM   #2  
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LOL I don't know any....
But I would like to hear some when you find someone that does.....
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Old Mar 26, 2008, 08:57 PM   #3  
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What is it called when you do this? (you poke the person when asking..) answer poke

What is a funny thing you tell that has a punch line? answer joke

Now have them say poke poke poke, joke joke joke

(ask quickly) What is the white part of an egg called?

Most people say yoke (yolk) but of course....

We all know that yolks are the yellow part.

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Hahahahahaha...those are great!!!
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Old Mar 27, 2008, 03:45 PM   #5  
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Ok here's one

Spell SHOP , spell it out loudly

Now what do you do when you get to a green traffic light?
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Bwwwhahahahaha, I said stop...waaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
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say toast 5 times really fast, what do you put in a toaster (they should say toast) but we all know its bread lol
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say fort 3 times...

now spell fort.

now, what do you eat cereal with?
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Bwwwhahahahaha, I said stop...waaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

LMAO......see it works start :-)
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I just tried these on my husband and he screwed up the green light one but not the others...LMAO
he caught on....DAMN!
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