| The love story of Ralph and Edna.
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day, while they
were walking past the hospital's swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into
the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna
promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she could now
considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news
she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're
being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by
jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that
your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in
the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so
sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him
there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
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