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    Feb 27, 2008, 08:47 AM
    Love in the later years
    LOVE IN THE LATER YEARS One night, after the couple had retired for
    The night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her
    In a most unusual manner.
    He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of
    Her back.
    He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then,
    He proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand
    Over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her
    Waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and
    The other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His
    Gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped
    And then returned to do the same to her right thigh.
    The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. 'Why
    Are you stopping'? She whispered.

    He whispered back, "I found the remote!"
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    Feb 27, 2008, 09:30 AM
    Lol ty
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    Feb 27, 2008, 12:19 PM
    LOL... I didn't expect that ending!
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    Feb 28, 2008, 05:50 PM
    I'm not even going to ask where he found it!
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    Feb 28, 2008, 06:27 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178
    I'm not even going to ask where he found it!
    It was going to be a greenie but I must spread it; lol
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    Feb 28, 2008, 06:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by George_1950
    It was going to be a greenie but I must spread it; lol
    LOL... thanks George :-)
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    Feb 28, 2008, 06:52 PM
    Hee Hee. Where do you get these jokes?
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    Mar 2, 2008, 11:49 AM
    Wow now that is comedy.
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    Mar 20, 2008, 11:12 PM
    LOL... I need to go to bed and look for the remote
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    Jul 23, 2008, 10:28 AM
    Lol! That's too good! Now I know why she kept the remote there!
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