| Little Johnny
This is kinda funny. ________________________________ Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know thatthey are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, soJohnny goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr Smith, me and Jenny are inlove, and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage." Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr Smith replies, "WellJohnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?" Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies, "InJenny's room. It's bigger than mine, and we can both fit there nicely." Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr Smith says with a huge grin,"Okay, then, how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job.You'll need to support Jenny." Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance. Jenny makes 5 bucks aweek, and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, andthat should do us just fine." By this time, Mr Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so muchthought into this. He thinks for a moment, trying to come up withsomething that Johnny won't have an answer to. After a second, Mr Smith says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you haveeverything all figured out. I just have one more question for you.What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?" Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky sofar." Mr Smith no longer thinks the little s**t is so adorable.
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