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Aug 10, 2009, 11:12 PM
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| | | A lesson about Canada
Forget Rednecks, Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
You may live in Canada.
If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada.
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada.
If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada.
If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada.
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada.
If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may live in Canada.
If you carry jumper cables in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada.
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 90 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada.
If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada.
If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
And road construction,
You may live in Canada.
If you have more miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada.
If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada.
If you actually understand these jokes,
You definitely live in Canada.
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Aug 11, 2009, 09:54 AM
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#21
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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76  I say Eh all the time. Does that mean when i move to Alberta everybody will think i am newfie? | No, you'll blend Joe, no worries. 
If you move to Sherwood Park then you'll really blend.
One tip, if you do move to SP, if you get pulled over don't mention that you know me
I hate to see friends in jail. | |
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Aug 11, 2009, 10:57 AM
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#22
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| JH Your new avi is distubing! 
Nah, I still think you all say Aboot, Eh and live in igloos | |
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Aug 11, 2009, 11:01 AM
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#23
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Originally Posted by shazamataz JH Your new avi is distubing!
Nah, I still think you all say Aboot, Eh and live in igloos | And drink Molsen | |
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Aug 11, 2009, 11:04 AM
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#24
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| No one drinks Molson anymore. Jeez, most of us drink canadian versions of american beer... or great local microbrewery beers.
Great list Alten, they're all true!
Joe, are you giving up being a maritimer??? et tu, Brute? I'll be the only one! | |
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Aug 11, 2009, 11:09 AM
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#25
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| Molson is for sissy's.
Real Canadians drink Kokanee!  | |
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Aug 11, 2009, 11:10 AM
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#26
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| Not an east coast vs west coast battle! LOL!
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Aug 11, 2009, 01:47 PM
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#27
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Originally Posted by NeedKarma No one drinks Molson anymore. Jeez, most of us drink canadian versions of american beer... or great local microbrewery beers.
Great list Alten, they're all true!
Joe, are you giving up being a maritimer??? et tu, Brute? I'll be the only one! | People have convinced me to go to the dark side of the moon lol
There is no going back now. Although I guess Labatt blue is not that bad, although I do enjoy my Moosehead Dry. Might have to stock up. (; | |
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Aug 11, 2009, 01:57 PM
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#28
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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 People have convinced me to go to the dark side of the moon lol
There is no going back now. Although I guess Labatt blue is not that bad, although I do enjoy my Moosehead Dry. Might have to stock up. (; | We have all that and more in Alberta Joe, you won't have to go without. | |
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Aug 11, 2009, 02:06 PM
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#29
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| Joe, did you post something?
It's blank.  | |
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Aug 11, 2009, 02:11 PM
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#30
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Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: New Jersey
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Originally Posted by friend4u178 It's actually been very mild lately in Sydney , today its about 18C and sunny. Only 3 weeks of winter left
Joe
Thats scary | You call 18C "winter?" Lol! | |
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