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Home > Arts & Leisure > Humor & Comedy   »   Just because you can't see it.........

 
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Old Nov 2, 2006, 06:35 AM
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Just because you can't see it.........

SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT!
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> One Nation, "Under God".
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> One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a
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> classroom. The teacher was going to explain
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> evolution to the children. The teacher asked
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> a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree
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> outside?
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> TOMMY: Yes.
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> TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass
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> outside?
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> TOMMY: Yes.
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> TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see
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> if you can see the sky.
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> TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes
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> later) Yes, I saw the sky.
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> TEACHER: Did you see God up there?
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> TOMMY: No.
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> TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see
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> God because he isn't there. Possibly he just
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> doesn't exist.
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> A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the
> !
> boy some questions.
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> The teacher agreed and the little girl asked
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> the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree
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> outside?
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> TOMMY: Yes.
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> LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass
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> outside?
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> TOMMY: Yessssss!
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> LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
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> TOMMY: Yessssss!
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> LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the
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> teacher?
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> TOMMY: Yes
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> LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
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> TOMMY: No
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> LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we
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> were taught today in school, she possibly
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> may not even have one!
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> (You Go Girl!)

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