| Funny quotes
These all aren't done by the same person and most of them don't have an author; but anyways..... ENJOY!
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done.
I never let schooling interfere with my education --Mark Twain
One of the major functions of skin is to keep people who look at
you from throwing up. -- Actual exam answer
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. -- Dave Edison
"In the beginning there were three... and then the three became nine... and
then the nine got hungry and then there were four.." -- Gerard Phillips
"Into everyone's life, a little rain must fall, but this is ridiculous." - Noah
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and
anyone going faster than you is a moron. --- George Carlin
'Socialism is when man exploits man, Capitalism is the reverse' - Polish Proverb
'Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be least disappointing'
Bradley's Bromide:
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a
committee -- that will do them in.
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop
"Crime does not pay... as well as politics." -- Alfred E. Newman
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