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Jesus is watching!
Asked Jul 25, 2010, 02:24 PM
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13 Answers Thief breaks into a home,silently he walks across each floor,checking for anything that might show that he is there,nothing,nothing,then he hears a voice..."Jesus is watching you",it says.... He stops dead in his tracks and waits,holding his breath,searching in the dark for the mysterious voice,after a few long moments,he begins to relax,moving again towards his bounty,the voice rings out again,"Jesus is watching you"... "Who's there?" he asks.Silence follows. He listens closer,still no people,no movement..he moves again and notices a birdcage on a stand with a parrot in it. "Did you speak bird?" The bird replies,"Jesus is watching you",the thief smiles and says,"I suppose you are Jesus?" "Nope" says the bird,"He's the big Rottweiler sitting right behind you!"  |
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My sister just lost one of hers,she received them when her stepson died of cancer and stated he didn't want them broken up and they had to go to a good family,my sister (and brother-in law) just couldn't let them go to strangers,so they both went home with them(they already had 'buddy' a yellow lab),all the dogs got along famously. Cleo had a heart problem,yet was many years younger than Zoe,the other Doberman. Cleo died in my sisters arms a couple of weeks ago,I was the first called because my sis knew how close I was to Cleo(many visits and time with all the dogs,but Cleo would sleep with me when I would visit...I was crushed) Today as my sister left to go back to Cincinnati,we had a heart to heart about the Rainbow Bridge and how we know where all our dogs are going to be...waiting for us... I am a dog person also,just not at this time..responsibilities don't allow for me to spend enough quality time with a dog and take care of things here..when it's time,there will be another in my life  | ||||
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