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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first...always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time then figured I'd show her that I'm just as clever.
I brought her a toothbrush and said "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the sidewalk."
...The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
LOL good one Rick...
I like how our big workshop off the carport looks with my John Deere parked right next to his Goldwing. He even services it for me but I get to ride it (and it goes a whole 12 mph!! LOL) I lurve cutting grass -- very cathartic.
lol i lvoe those jokes where u have to make the connection. i just stared at it for like 5 secs then connnected limp - to the little insult. ROFL. dam those are good!
Maybe I should have posted this on the Nursing board 
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