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    Jul 27, 2006, 04:32 AM
    I've got this limp...
    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first... always something more important to me.

    Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

    When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time then figured I'd show her that I'm just as clever.

    I brought her a toothbrush and said "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the sidewalk."

    ... The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

    The lawnmower runs great now.
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    Jul 27, 2006, 05:30 AM
    LOL!!

    It's a good thing a limp is all you have!
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    Jul 27, 2006, 05:52 AM
    :p Maybe I should have posted this on the Nursing board :p
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    Jul 27, 2006, 08:54 AM
    I am amazed you didn't end up in emergency to have the scissors and toothbrush removed from a certain part of you anatomy.
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    Jul 27, 2006, 09:00 AM
    LOL good one Rick...
    I like how our big workshop off the carport looks with my John Deere parked right next to his Goldwing. He even services it for me but I get to ride it (and it goes a whole 12 mph! LOL) I lurve cutting grass -- very cathartic.
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    Jul 27, 2006, 02:54 PM
    Good one Rick lmao :) :p
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    Jul 31, 2006, 02:27 PM
    LOL Rick -

    So much for going on strike!
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    Aug 8, 2006, 04:02 AM
    Lol I love those jokes where you have to make the connection. I just stared at it for like 5 secs then connnected limp - to the little insult. ROFL. Dam those are good!
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    Aug 8, 2006, 05:35 AM
    Brave man is all I can say tee hee
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    Aug 8, 2006, 04:12 PM
    Great I Love It!! lol
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    Aug 18, 2006, 03:29 AM
    I just sat here reading in horror... then I just shook my head. And then I laughed. I can't believe you actually did that, or that she did that. Would have been funnier if it wasn't her tooth brush.
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