[size=4]=: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly :=[/size]

[size=4]A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking
around with a fly swatter.[/size]

[size=4]"What are you doing?" she asked.[/size]

[size=4]"Hunting flies" he responded. [/size]

[size=4]"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.[/size]

[size=4]"Yep, 3 males, 2 females" he replied. [/size]

[size=4]Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell?"[/size]

[size=4]He responded "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."[/size]

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Come on, share some jokes too!
No matter how dreary your life is, humor can be good medicine sometimes..

jenny mckenzie

Thanks for the chuckles. My 1/2 century + life can always use a laugh!

Whatever24

lmaoo i like this one hahaha its so cute <3