Hello:

My tire was thumping,

I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!

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Heard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)

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So your daughter's a hooker,

and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,

it's really good pay.

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excon

N0help4u

We need more of those cards

Here is a good site for free ecards

ECard Toons: Funny Birthday Cards, funny ecards and Get Well Greetings

http://www.cartoonsoup.com/cgi-bin/p...lash-view.html

http://www.cartoonsoup.com/cgi-bin/p...lash-view.html

twinkiedooter

Gee Ex they are great! Loved the Uncle Dad card and the thumping tire.

Duecey93

Cool