i need a great and funny joke

inkweaver99 · Oct 8, 2009, 08:16 PM

I need a good joke. Not a knock knock joke, mind. A super funny joke. SUPER funny joke that EVERYONE will laugh at. Not a dirty joke, maybe a funny joke that kids under 11 will understand, and their parents would approve of. Im babysitting, and I promise him a funny joke every time I come over. he is 10 years old, and his parents are sort of overprotective.

Funniest would be great thx

Charlotte

KC13 · Nov 6, 2009, 04:56 PM

10 year old, eh? Hmm... Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. 'Cause 7-8-9! (Read aloud - makes more sense). Q. What is the capital of Turkey? A. Capital "T". Q. Who is the smartest monster in the world? A. Frank-einstein. If they have a 'puter, go to wordsmith.org & click on "internet anagram server". Type in the child's name & click on "get anagrams". Show them all the funny words/phrases that can be spelled out of their name. That should entertain for some time.



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