I need a good joke. Not a knock knock joke, mind. A super funny joke. SUPER funny joke that EVERYONE will laugh at. Not a dirty joke, maybe a funny joke that kids under 11 will understand, and their parents would approve of. Im babysitting, and I promise him a funny joke every time I come over. he is 10 years old, and his parents are sort of overprotective.

Funniest would be great thx



Charlotte

Altenweg

A bear and a bunny are taking a poo in the woods.

The bear turns to the bunny and says, "Excuse me, does poo stick to your fur?"

The rabbit says, "no".

So the bear wipes his bum with the rabbit.

Catsmine

What's the difference between two telephone poles?

Orange, because an elephant can't ride a bicycle.


Edit 90 minutes later: The joke is that the parents don't get it.

Cat1864

Psst..wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in a mud puddle.

Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? He splashed the dog.

friend4u178

A big white horse goes into a bar and orders a scotch. The Barman says we've actually got a scotch named after you.

The big White Horse looked at him in a puzzling sort of way and said..................what?? You've got a scotch called Eric ??

Altenweg

Okay, keeping in mind this is an 11 year old and it's October. Get ready for some Halloween jokes. Boo ya!

What does a hungry ghost want?
Ice scream!

What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone?
"I told you I was ill"!

How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her w!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!

Why are graveyards so noisy ?
Because of all the coffin !

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend!

Why do you always find ghouls and demons together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

Go ahead, throw things. I want to cry.

summer7

Two men were walking their dogs together. The first guy with a Chocolate lab and the second a Chihuahua

The first guy says, "Hey, you want to get something to eat?"

The second guy replies, "Yeah, but they all have signs that say 'No Dogs Allowed'."

The first guy with the lab puts sunglasses on and hands the other guy a pair. "Follow my lead," he says.

As he walks into the restaurant a waiter stops him and says, "Sir, no dogs allowed."

The man replies, "It's O.K., this is my seeing eye dog." The waiter apologizes and leads the man to a table as the second man enters.

The same waiter stops him but the guy says, "This is my seeing eye dog. I'm with the other guy."

The waiter replies, "Sir, you can't fool me, you have a Chihuahua."

The man freaks out and says, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a Chihuahua?!"


Now go have some fun!!!!

summer7

Hi,
Q: What is the loudest state?

A: ILLI-NOISE


OK this isn't a joke, but it's something really cool that kids will love! Check out this vid.

Click here: YouTube - How To Fold a T-shirt in 2 seconds

Now go have some fun!!!!

Just Dahlia

I'm sure I will get this wrong, but it's still clean.

If your eating a burger in the living room, your American
If your eating a pastry in the kitchen, your Danish
If your running from the kitchen to the bathroom, your Russian

What are you when your in the bathroom?
European!

sweetbaby

Don't steal. The goverment hates competition.

This one it's my favourite quote, I love it .

forum154x

Two muffins are in the oven. One muffin turns to the other muffin and asks, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?"
The second muffin turns slowly and says. . .
"Oh my lord. . .a talking muffin!"