A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing
with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and
said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
heaven?'

Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good
and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She
started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,
she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the
door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello son, is
your Grandma home?'

The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend.'

The minister fainted.

Now, that's funny... I don't care WHO you are

ChihuahuaMomma

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kids say the darndest things.

Tuscany

Gotta love it!

Sonador101

oh wow that is hilarious!
(did that really happen?)

startover22

No it didn't happen in my life, but maybe in someone elses! LOL
I just re-read it and I think its hilarious!

friend4u178

LOL.................very good

frangipanis

very funny.... LOL!!!

rpg219

funny....hahaha

twinkiedooter

That's funny. True story. My sister aged 5 answered the phone while my mother was in the other room. Asked where my mother was sis answered she was in the other room dying. Seems mom was dying her hair brown. You never know what kids will say.....