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Old Nov 6, 2009, 01:25 AM
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Fondling in bed

Fondling In Bed

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was
lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her
husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't
in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her
neck, and then began moving down past the
small of her back.

He then caressed her shoulders and neck,
slowly worked his hand down over her breasts
stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her
left inner arm, caressed past the side of her
breast again, working down her side, passed
gently over her buttock and down her leg to
her calf. Then he proceeded up her inner thigh,
stopping just at the uppermost portion of her
leg. He continued in the same manner on her
right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over
and started to watch tv.

As she had become quite aroused by this
caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "That
was wonderful. Why did you stop?"



He said, "I found the remote".

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Old Nov 6, 2009, 01:53 AM   #2  
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Nooooo......noooooooo...... NNOOOOO
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Old Nov 6, 2009, 02:28 AM   #3  
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As a joke, that's not bad. As porn, you've got talent.
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Old Nov 6, 2009, 02:39 AM   #4  
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Whew, who cares about the remote now. I agree with Cat.
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She'll get her revenge...in the kitchen...
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Yep, there would be a price to pay later if I ever pulled that one...for sure...
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Lmao! Good one KISS!

Poor woman...
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Hello K:

I really liked that one.

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There's something for you in the lounge too.
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That's pretty hilarious!
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