The Fence!

John Da · #1 Sep 26, 2007, 03:31 AM

A couple was driving along a country road. The wife says, "Sweetheart let`s stop and do the same thing we did here forty years ago."
The husband stops the car. His wife backs against the fence, and he`s immediately on her like a bass on a June bug. They make love like never before. She was screaming and gyrating and SHAKING uncontrollably; and when it was over, much to her husband`s surprise, she fainted!
After he revived her and got her back into the car, the husband, quite astounded says: "Darling`, you sure never moved like that forty years ago or anytime since, that I can remember."
The woman, gasping for breath, finally able to speak, says: "Forty Years ago that damn fence wasn`t ELECTRIC!!!"

benn11 · Sep 26, 2007, 04:16 AM

Ohhh, but wait how didn't he get shocked?

Magscox · Sep 26, 2007, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Da

A couple was driving along a country road. The wife says, "Sweetheart let`s stop and do the same thing we did here forty years ago."
The husband stops the car. His wife backs against the fence, and he`s immediately on her like a bass on a June bug. They make love like never before. She was screaming and gyrating and SHAKING uncontrollably; and when it was over, much to her husband`s surprise, she fainted!
After he revived her and got her back into the car, the husband, quite astounded says: "Darling`, you sure never moved like that forty years ago or anytime since, that I can remember."
The woman, gasping for breath, finally able to speak, says: "Forty Years ago that damn fence wasn`t ELECTRIC!!!"

Fantastic joke.

Maggie



At Ask Me Help Desk you can ask questions in any topic and have them answered for free by our experts. To ask questions or participate in answering them you must register for a free account. By registering you will be able to: Get free answers from experts in any of our 300+ topics. Accept money for answers that you provide. Communicate privately with other members (PM). See fewer ads. Sign Up!