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Female comebacks.
Female Comebacks!

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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Old Feb 21, 2008, 11:34 AM   #2  
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Hahahahaaa, My favorite is

Man:Where have you been all my life?
Women: Hiding from you
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Old Feb 21, 2008, 11:35 AM   #3  
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Hahahahaaa, My favorite is

Man:Where have you been all my life?
Women: Hiding from you


lol... thats funny hahaha
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Old Feb 21, 2008, 11:35 AM   #4  
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lol, hillarious
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Ha ha , nice one's Jolie :-)
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lol This is a good one. Nice post
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LOL going to send these to my sister
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LOL going to send these to my sister

LOL spread the joy lol...
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hahaha! I loved the last one! Those were too funny
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That was hilarious, now men are gonna have to come up with better pick up lines.
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