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Old Apr 28, 2008, 07:35 PM
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Facts you should know!

Things that you really need to know!!


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)


Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someoneyou want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.

In other words, send it to everyone!

(And God love that pig!)

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Old Apr 29, 2008, 11:13 AM   #11  
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It's funny.. left handed people have a lower life expectancy because everything is designed for us normal righties.... thousands of lefties die or are injured each year using these products.
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Old Apr 29, 2008, 11:36 AM   #12  
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It's funny.. left handed people have a lower life expectancy because everything is designed for us normal righties.... thousands of lefties die or are injured each year using these products.


No, No, NO, this isn't funny, you see I am a lefty
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Old Apr 29, 2008, 03:01 PM   #13  
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No, No, NO, this isn't funny, you see I am a lefty

Well it's been good knowing you.
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Old Apr 29, 2008, 03:06 PM   #14  
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Hee, hee, love it Starby, glad you posted it. Wow what a reaction from everyone.

DBC, funny. Starty, learn to use your right hand hon, we would miss you!
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Old Apr 29, 2008, 03:07 PM   #15  
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well, give her a few years...then you can say that.
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Old Apr 29, 2008, 03:08 PM   #16  
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Believe it or not, where I come from, they look down on lefty's as being mentally challenged...so as a kid, I grew up as a lefty, but my grandparents "beat" it out of me.
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Old Apr 29, 2008, 03:09 PM   #17  
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Haha, guys, I can use my right hand, so there! Pfffttttt!
Thanks for the good wishes! LMAO
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Ouch. My mom once told me that when she was young the teachers would tie your left hand behind your back if they noticed you using it, this way you wouldn't have a choice.
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Believe it or not, where I come from, they look down on lefty's as being mentally challenged...so as a kid, I grew up as a lefty, but my grandparents "beat" it out of me.

I was origanally a left handed, but my teacher forced me to write with my right hand so now I'm ambidextrous. So how long do I get to live?
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Ouch. My mom once told me that when she was young the teachers would tie your left hand behind your back if they noticed you using it, this way you wouldn't have a choice.

I guess that's why my teacher was fired.
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