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Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah'sArk
One : Don't miss the boat.
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: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
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: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
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: Stay fit When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
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: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done
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: Build your future on high ground.
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: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
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: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
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: When you're stressed, float a while.
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: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
Eleven
: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting...Pass this along and make someone else smile, too.







May your troubles be less,



May your blessings be more,


And may nothing but happiness
Come through your door!




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Old May 13, 2007, 06:29 AM   #2  
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What a nice post to read on Mother's Day. Thank you! Now will you come and help me clean the oven? lol
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